Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a ""tragedy"". One little boy stands up and offers ""If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him that would be a tragedy."" ""No"" Clinton says ""That would be an ACCIDENT."" A girl raises her hand. ""If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff killing everyone involved... that would be a tragedy."" ""I'm afraid not"" explains Clinton. ""That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS."" The room is silent; none of the other children volunteer. ""What?"" asks Clinton ""Isn't there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"" Finally a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice he says: ""If an airplane carrying Bill & Hillary Clinton were blown up by a bomb T HAT would be tragedy."" ""Wonderful!"" Clinton beams. ""Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?"" ""Well"" says the boy ""because it couldn't be an accident and it certainly would be no great loss!""