3 Vampires meet in a crossroad The 1st vampire said ""see that village over there? I'm gonna suck their blood dry"", 30 minutes later he come back with mouth full of bloodstain ""Nobody's alive in that village anymore"". The 2nd vampire doesn't want to lose, he said ""see that town over there? I'm gonna suck their blood dry"", 10 minutes later he come back with face covered in bloodstain, ""That city is dead"". The 3rd vampire is so eager to compete he quickly go to the direction of a big city without saying anything. He come back 10 seconds later, all body covered in blood, the two vampires are impressed. He say ""You see that pole over there?"" ""Yeah.."" ""I didn't""