A rabbit and a bear A bear was fishing with his rabbit friend, After a while of fishing they caight a fish, just before the bear was about to eat it the fish started talking, ""Please dont eat me, Im a magic fish and ill grant you 3 wishes each if you spare me"" The bear and the rabbit agreed, so the bear started with his first wish ""I want you to make all the male bears in this forest to dissapear, I want to be the only male bear in this forest."" The fish granted his wish went on to the rabbit and asked him what he wants to wish for. The rabbit wished for a nice looking motorcycle helmet. The fish granted his wish and gave him a nice cool motorcycle helmet. He once again asked the bear what he would like to wish for. After a little thinking, the bear said ""I want to be the only male bear in this entire country"" The fish granted his wish and made him the only male bear in the country. The fish asked the rabbit for his second wish and the rabbit replied ""I want a really cool and fast motorcycle"" The fish granted his wish once again and and gave him a cool and fast motorcycle, and then went back to the bear and asked him about his last wish. The bear proudly told the fish his last wish, "" I want to be the only male bear on the entire earth. I want to be able to do whatever I want with the female bears"" The fish once again granted his wish and asked the Rabbit for his last wish. The rabbit got on his motorcycle and smiled. He then said "" I want the bear to become gay"" And drove away really fast