The Clintons were driving around Bill's home town A couple of years after Bill Clinton had left office he and Hillary were driving around his hometown in Arkansas. There at a gas station they saw a man who worked there pumping gas who was about the same age as Bill. Playfully Bill asked Hillary what her life would have been like if she married that guy instead of him. Hillary turned to him coldly and said, ""that man would have been president and you would still be pumping gas. ""

If Bill Clinton ever says ""I can't. My wife would kill me"" What he really means is his wife would have him killed.

A Presidential Joke A guy, long suspecting that his wife was cheating on him, decided to try to catch her in the act. He noticed that on Tuesdays and Thursdays, while he was working out, that when he got home the bed would be kind of messed up, and his wife always made the bed. So one Thursday he decided to leave work early. He got to his apartment and started to unlock the locks and heard some noises. He finally bursts in and sees a pair of men's pants, mans button up shirt, and tie. He then go…

Resurrecting an old joke From the October 13, 1974 edition of the New York Times. A romantic chap fell in love with a noted soprano. Her voice was glorious. He tracked his soprano from stage door to stage door and finally by strong perseverance won her hand. On their wedding night he waited, expectant and worshipful. His soprano bride came in stage left. And removed her hair. And removed her upper plate. Turns out she also has a modest hunchback. Her new husband took one short glance, closed his…