Once upon a time ..a small boy named Peter lived in a tiny Moroccan village. All his classmates hated him for his stupidity especially his teacher who was always yelling at him ""you are driving me crazy, Peter""... One day his mother went to check out how he is doing at school and the teacher told her honestly that her son is simply a disaster, getting very low marks and never had she seen such a dumb boy in her whole career... The mother could not accept such a feed back and she took her son o…

The psychiatrist who diagnoses with children's names The psychiatrist was holding a group consultation with three mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions, " she told them. To the first one she said, "Your obsession is eating and you even named your child 'Candy.'" To the second she said, "Your obsession is money and you even named your child 'Penny.'" At that point, the third mother got up and taking her son by the hand said, "Let's go, Peter."

"Mom? Don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital..." "Peter, you've been a doctor for over 8 years now, please stop starting every phone conversation we have with that."

Mom: Help! Is anyone here a doctor? Vet: I treat horses but maybe i can help M: My son broke his leg! V: Ok hang on. My rifle's in the truck