Germany loses at home, and Japan beats America in overtime... M. Night Shyamalan's pitch for a World War II movie.

The German Plumber. Yesterday as I was taking my morning shower at 7:00am, it stopped half way through when I was putting my shampoo in my hair, great, so I wiped it out with a towel. I called a man after I came back from work around 5pm. The man, at first, sounded French but with almost an American accent, probably since he's been here a long time. He came round the next day to look at my shower in the morning on my day off work. He told me that one of the pipes had came loose and he needed to …

America is still a British colony In England we speak English In France we speak French In Germany we speak German In China we speak Chinese In America we speak English *drops mic and leaves*

A German, an Italian, an American, and a Mexican are sitting on a roof... celebrating after a hard days work. The German pulls out a bottle of beer, takes a long chug and throws the rest of the bottle off the roof. The Italian asks, ""Why did you waste that?"" The German replies, ""Don't worry, we have so much beer in Germany."" The Italian then pulls out a bottle of wine, takes a long chug and throws the rest off the roof. The German asks, ""Why would you do that?"" The Italian replies, ""Don't…