Three archaeologists of different nationalities are debating on whose culture was more advanced The French archaeologist claims his ancestors were superior: ""We dug down 50 meters in Paris and we found copper. That must mean we had copper wiring which proves the French are more advanced."" The Italian scoffs, ""Pah! That is nothing. We dug down 100 meters underwater in Venice and found glass. That indicates that my ancestors had fiber optics!"" The Israeli smiles and says, ""We dug down 200 meters in Jerusalem and found nothing. That must mean that my ancestors invented wireless!""