Fun bible fact: No records exist of Jesus' life from age 12 to 30 because he was backpacking across Europe with his pet Pterodactyl

ME:John's coming over for dinner. WIFE:Work John or Been to Europe John? JOHN:*from outside* This door reminds me of one I saw in England.

When I lose a follower, I like to pretend they were Taken, then I go to Europe and shoot absolutely everyone.

I hate airplanes and flying. It's like someone throwing a can full of people over the ocean and hoping someone in Europe will catch it.