When I lose a follower, I like to pretend they were Taken, then I go to Europe and shoot absolutely everyone.#Europe#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
guy: my dog just died girl who studied abroad: wow that reminds of this one time in Europe i saw a dog#Europe#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Only 1490's kids will remember this *sails from Europe and destroys an indigenous population*#Europe#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Yo mama is so fat, when she was cremated all the flights in Europe got cancelled."-my 10 year old cousin. right now.#Europe#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Funny, those Baby Einstein videos don't mention anything about how he fled Baby Europe to escape the Baby Nazis.#Baby Einstein#Europe#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp