""Life is like a fountain"" A boy grows up in a poor Eastern European country. Every Saturday at services his rabbi ends the sermon by saying, ""Life is like a fountain."" The boy remembers this whenever he has a hard test, or he is bullied at school, and it helps him cope. When he gets older, he decides to move to America for a better life. It is hard at first, but he remembers that ""life is like a fountain,"" and perseveres. Eventually he gets a good job and starts a family. Sure, there are s…

Two nuns Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent are traveling through Europe in their car sightseeing in Transylvania. As they are stopped at a traffic light out of nowhere a small vampire jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses at them through the windshield. ""Quick quick!"" shouts Sister Mary Agnes ""What should we do?"" ""Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination"" says Sister Mary Vincent. Sister Mary Agnes switches on the wipers which knock the mini-Dracula a…

There is a story about a monastery in Europe perched high on a cliff several hundred feet in the air. The only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended in a basket which was pulled to the top by several monks who pulled and tugged with all their strength. Obviously the ride up the steep cliff in that basket was terrifying. One tourist got exceedingly nervous about half-way up as he noticed that the rope by which he was suspended was old and frayed. With a trembling voice he asked the mo…

Just an old Bible Jimmy had decided to take a year off before starting college and to hitchhike around Europe with his friend Billy. After several weeks he called his dad to get him to send them more money . "It's been more expensive than I thought over here Dad", Jimmy told his dad. "We got to Germany and we were dead broke." "Well, do you have any money to eat until I can get more money to you?" Dad asks. "Yeah", jimmy replies. "We made a little money cleaning all the junk out of an old h…