Paris is suing Fox News for repeatedly insulting it. Also suing them for the same reason: your intelligence.

I see Paris, I see France, I got a great new pair of binoculars from an overpriced sporting goods store today

If the car in front of me were moving any slower, it'd be Paris Hilton's thought process.

Just got back from the Dollar Store. I bought two cars and a trip to Paris for three bucks.