With Michael Phelps, Sarah Palin, and Glenn Beck here in Charlotte this week, my status as smartest guy in the room just rose exponentially.

Never underestimate the power of the web. -Charlotte

A young guy goes to the Job Center in Charleston, West Virginia, and sees a flyer advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant at a Soothing Approach Gynecology Center. Interested, he wants to learn more. ""Can you give me some more details?"" he asks the clerk. The clerk pulls up a file and says, ""The job entails helping ladies get ready for the gynecologist in a soothing and relaxing manner. You have to help them out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, th…

A horse walks into a bar .. .. as Miranda and Samantha were already waiting, Charlotte was running late.