I'm in Germany. Time to drink precisely one bier (beer) and call every man "Hans"

I want to open a gay bar in Germany called Pole-Land. You know they'll invade the place.

Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.

Beer makes me feel invincible. Vodka makes me feel innvienceablrerrer. *falls down*