I want to open a gay bar in Germany called Pole-Land. You know they'll invade the place.#Germany#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'm in Germany. Time to drink precisely one bier (beer) and call every man "Hans"#Hans#Germany#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A Briton is on vacation in Germany. The man walks into a bar. Dies.#Germany#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Beer makes me feel invincible. Vodka makes me feel innvienceablrerrer. *falls down*#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp