Got this from theodd1'sout Riddles are so stupid! Here's an example of one that only has one correct answer even though anything could be true: Romeo and Juliet are at a party when a train strolls by and they are found dead next to a puddle of glass. Why are they dead? Because they were both fish! The train vibration caused the fishbowl to fall. Another one is: Mark and Lisa want to go to the school prom, but can't. Why? BECAUSE THEY'RE BOTH FISH! Here's another: Sam and Tory are at the zoo being eaten by sea lions and nobody cares. Why? BECAUSE THEY'RE BOTH gingers.