Make sure you finish all of your math homework, there are dumb kids in America who can't add - parents in China, probably

Teacher: Who fought in the Civil War? Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

The exchange student A wealthy Arab had a son who was an exchange student in America. Because of his father's wealth, the son would arrive to school every day in a luxurious Rolls-Royce. Soon after school started, the son sent a letter to his father. It said ""Dear father. I feel very ashamed; I arrive to school everyday in a Rolls-Royce. All my professors arrive by train!"" he soon got a letter back from his father, along with $20 million. His father's letter read ""Dear son, you are embarrassi…

Golf Match. The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel. ""Your holiness,"" said one of the Cardinals, ""Mr. Peres wants to determine whether Jews or Catholics are superior, by challenging you to a golf match."" The Pope was greatly disturbed, as he had never held a golf club in his life. ""Not to worry,"" said the Cardinal, ""we'll call America and talk to Jack Nicklaus. We'll make him a Cardinal, he can play Shimon Peres... We…