😄 Two necrophiles are discussing their love lives. Necrophile 1: What happened with you and Brenda? Ne...

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Two necrophiles are discussing their love lives. Necrophile 1: What happened with you and Brenda? Necrophile 2: Ah, you know how it is. . .the rotten cunt split on me.

#Brenda

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