😄 HR: Did you tell Brenda she was stupid? Me: Oh god no! I said she is stupid. HR... Me: There's no pa...

HR: Did you tell Brenda she was stupid? Me: Oh god no! I said she is stupid. HR... Me: There's no past tense with that one.

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