Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche? Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.#Ms Piggy#Kermit#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy? Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)#Kermit#Ms Piggy#Happy International#Animals+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[Describing guy who just mugged me to sketch artist] "He was literally kermit the frog"#Kermit#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
It surely can't be a coincidence that Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog share the same middle name#Alexander#Kermit#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp