How come Adele can call her ex 1,000 times and get a million dollars.... But when I do it, the Police show up.#Adele#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Justin Bieber's home has now been thoroughly searched, but police have uncovered no evidence of talent.#Justin#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Is that a car alarm going off? Someone must be trying to steal it I better call the police!" - literally no one ever#Driving#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
That awkward moment when you're scuba diving and you see adele rolling in the deep.#Adele#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp