Does it creep anyone else out that Donald Duck eats a turkey dinner on 'Once Upon A Christmas'? Isn't that a form of cannibalism?

Headline: "Russian Jet Shot Down by Turkey" My 1st thought was, "Holy shit the bird has gone Rambo." I must have Thanksgiving on my mind.

After eating Thanksgiving at my house, my friends are always asking me how I prepare the turkey... ...easy, I tell the bird he is going to die.

Bank loan A frog walked into a loan office to ask for a loan and the loan officers name was Mr. Paddywack. Mr. Paddywack asked for collatoral as they always did and the frog said, ""I only have this little porcelin elephant."" The loan officer had said that it wasn't really collatoral, but he would ask his manager. The frog added ""oh yeah, and my dad is Mick Jagger."" The loan officer went to his manager and said, ""There is a frog out there who only has a small porcelin elephant, and he mentio…