Israel has an Olympic skier in Vancouver which makes me wonder if he thinks it's a shalom competition.

doctors before an x-ray be like "dont worry this is perfectly safe" and then the dude goes to egypt to press a button

*Cookie Monster finishes cookie, looks into camera* ME WANT TO TALK ABOUT ISRAEL

Hey Egypt: Try unplugging your modem for 30 seconds then plugging it back in. Trust me.