Women are like pasta They are straight until you get them wet. - Ellen Degeneres#Ellen Degeneres#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Ryan Seacrest and Ellen Degeneres are the same person. #fact#Ryan Seacrest#Ellen Degeneres#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I think we need to start a boycott of Michael Cera movies... until he plays the role he was born for: Ellen Degeneres.#Michael Cera#Ellen Degeneres#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Ellen Degeneres died today... ... they found her face down in Rosie O'Donnell.#Ellen Degeneres#Rosie Odonnell#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp