I think we need to start a boycott of Michael Cera movies... until he plays the role he was born for: Ellen Degeneres.

Whenever I'm sad I remember that Ryan Seacrest tried to high-five a blind guy. Then I feel better about myself.

Ellen Degeneres died today... ... they found her face down in Rosie O'Donnell.

How does Ellen DeGeneres fire an arrow? With her Les-bow.