It's mayhem in the kitchen, and two chefs are at each other's throats over a botched order.... ""I told you the manager wanted cod seasoned with parsley!"" yelled the first chef, brandisihing a butcher's knife. ""Well I told you that he wanted mackerel seasoned with paprika!"" yelled the other, grabbing a pan of hot oil. At that point the manager walked in holding a plate, just as both chefs were about to murder each other. With a look of utter disgust at the dish he was holding, he said ""I don't know what you two are fighting about, but this is neither the thyme nor plaice!""