First Chef Jokes

Two Chefs get in an argument, And they split the kitchen right down the middle. One Chef has the oven and fridge on his side, and the other has the freezer, a spice rack, and a microwave on his. So the first Chef looks at the other and says ""What are you gonna do? You can't cook anything in a microwave, you're finished."" The second Chef looks over and tells him ""I have thyme on my side.""

It's mayhem in the kitchen, and two chefs are at each other's throats over a botched order.... ""I told you the manager wanted cod seasoned with parsley!"" yelled the first chef, brandisihing a butcher's knife. ""Well I told you that he wanted mackerel seasoned with paprika!"" yelled the other, grabbing a pan of hot oil. At that point the manager walked in holding a plate, just as both chefs were about to murder each other. With a look of utter disgust at the dish he was holding, he said ""I don…

Two chefs go on vacation (OC) Two chefs decide to take a vacation together. Being that they are chefs, they decide to go a cooking museum while taking some time off. In the museum, the see a golden whisk with a plaque underneath that reads: "The chef who owned this whisk was known as the greatest of his time, and served meals to kings and queens." One chef says to the other, "Wow, I hope one day I can be a legendary chef like that guy, this is really inspiring." The other chef responds, "You…