My ex mother in law once commented that she wished her son had stayed married to his first wife. Me too, I replied.

"My first wife didn't have a gag reflex" Wow that's amazing "Yeah she never laughed at any of my jokes"

Did you hear about the widowed frog that got remarried? His first wife croaked!

Both of my marriages have been disappointing. My first wife left me and my second one didn't.marr