Did you hear about the widowed frog that got remarried? His first wife croaked!#First Wife#Animals#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If more than one mouse is mice, then more than one Spouse is Spice.'#Animals#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
WIFE: you can't just deep-fry everything ME: what do you mean? WIFE: I mean put down the cat#Animals#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
wife: Can't we just buy a bigger catflap? me: [buttering the cat] We're not made of money, Karen#Animals#Marriage#Money#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Did you hire a wedding photographer?" Sure did! *a dog with a gopro strapped to its head runs by*#Animals#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp