Both of my marriages have been disappointing. My first wife left me and my second one didn't.marr#First Wife#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My ex mother in law once commented that she wished her son had stayed married to his first wife. Me too, I replied.#First Wife#Marriage#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"My first wife didn't have a gag reflex" Wow that's amazing "Yeah she never laughed at any of my jokes"#First Wife#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I introduced my friend to my first wife. She said she was actually going to divorce me if I kept calling her that.#First Wife#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Did you hear about the widowed frog that got remarried? His first wife croaked!#First Wife#Animals#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp