What idiot called it "CSI: France - Murder in a Bakery" instead of "Baguette and Tag It"

Caught by a local tribe. A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief comes to them and says, ""The bad news is that now we've caught you and we're going to kill you. We will put you in a pot, cook you, eat you and then we're going to use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you can choose how to die."" The Frenchman says, ""I take ze sword."" The chief gives him a sword, the Frenchman says, ""Vive la France!"" and runs himself through. The Engl…

Four passengers in a little Cessna. An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Palestinian and an Israelite are in a small airplane. Suddenly, one of the engines fails and as a result, the plane starts to lose altitude rapidly. The pilot explains over the intercom that the remaining engine does not have enough power to keep the plane in the air. Which is not good, seeing that there is nothing but sea beneath them for several hundred miles in any direction. So the pilot instructs the passengers to throw any u…

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a New Yorker are capured by cannibals... The cannibal leader says, ""We're gonna skin you, eat you, and use your skin for our canoes. However, you get to choose how you die."" He gestures at a huge chest full of weapons. He points at the Englishman. ""You're first."" The Englishman, tears rolling down his face, pulls out a gun from the box, and shoots himself in the head, saying, ""God save the Queen."" The Frenchman is next. He walks over to the chest and pulls o…