A English man, a French man and an American man are exploring the Amazon Forest. Suddenly, a tribe of people appear from behind some bushes. ""You are on our sacred land."" the leader says. ""According to tradition, we have to skin you alive and turn you into a canoe, but that's a little too morbid. Instead, you can decide how you want to die."" The English man says, give me a gun. The French man says, give me some poison. The American man says, give me a fork. The English man says ""Long live t…