An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a New Yorker are capured by cannibals... The cannibal leader says, ""We're gonna skin you, eat you, and use your skin for our canoes. However, you get to choose how you die."" He gestures at a huge chest full of weapons. He points at the Englishman. ""You're first."" The Englishman, tears rolling down his face, pulls out a gun from the box, and shoots himself in the head, saying, ""God save the Queen."" The Frenchman is next. He walks over to the chest and pulls out a bottle of poison. ""Vive la France,"" he says, and drinks the whole bottle, collapsing on the ground. Finally, it's the New Yorker's turn. He runs over to the chest, grabs a fork, and stabs himself all over his body, shouting, ""Screw your damn canoe!""