So Pete Rose is allowed back in Baseball, huh.... Pete...Pete.....Pete. Those rednecks love Pete. He's the white man's OJ but with less murder and robbery.

So apparently Adrian Peterson is trying out for Major League Baseball teams... A lot of teams like that he is a switch hitter...

In light of recent events... ...I believe Adrian Peterson should start playing Major League Baseball. He'd be a great *switch* hitter.

(Long joke) A man is dying of a rare disease... This disease has left his body covered in large, bright, yellow, pus-filled craters and has grown exponentially worse over the course of a few months. The man is told by numerous doctors that there is no cure to his life- threatening illness and he doesn't have much time to live. A Make-A-Wish-esque foundation hears of his condition and decides to let him live out any experience he'd like. The man has always been a huge baseball fan, but has never …