(Long joke) A man is dying of a rare disease... This disease has left his body covered in large, bright, yellow, pus-filled craters and has grown exponentially worse over the course of a few months. The man is told by numerous doctors that there is no cure to his life- threatening illness and he doesn't have much time to live. A Make-A-Wish-esque foundation hears of his condition and decides to let him live out any experience he'd like. The man has always been a huge baseball fan, but has never …