Did you hear? Chuck Norris moved to Endor He became an Ewok'er Texas ranger.#Chuck Norris#Texas#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The original title for Star Wars was ""Skywalker: Texas Ranger"". Starring Chuck Norris.#Chuck Norris#Texas#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Chuck Norris's show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.#Chuck#Norriss#Walker#Chuck Norris+2 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
When in Texas... *heads into the desert* *hugs cactus* *shoots said cactus* *rides off into the sunset on horseback*#Texas#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I like messing with Texas by calling random numbers in Houston and telling them I have a problem.#Texas#Houston#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp