Did you hear? Chuck Norris moved to Endor He became an Ewok'er Texas ranger.

Chuck Norris's show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

When in Texas... *heads into the desert* *hugs cactus* *shoots said cactus* *rides off into the sunset on horseback*

I like messing with Texas by calling random numbers in Houston and telling them I have a problem.