Obama and Bush walk into a bar... ...Clinton ducked.

Everyone's like ""I love Obama"" or ""I love Romney"" and I'm just over here like ""I love whiskey and beer""

Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.

Beer makes me feel invincible. Vodka makes me feel innvienceablrerrer. *falls down*