Ronald Reagan, Bill Clinton, and Donald Trump go to heaven. They are called before God's throne. ""Who are you, and what good did you do on earth?"", God asks Reagan. ""I am Ronald Reagan, oh Lord, and I won the Cold War"", Reagan answers. ""Very well"", God says, ""Take the seat to my right."" He then turns to Clinton and asks him the same question. ""I am Bill Clinton, oh Lord, and I balanced the budget"", Clinton answers. ""Very well"", God says, ""Take the seat to my left."" He then turns to…

A man walks into a t-shirt store... There are 3 shirts on display. The first has a picture of Richard Nixon with a white mustache. Below the picture is titled ""Got Milk."" The second tee shirt has a picture of Ronald Reagan with a white mustache. It is entitled ""Forgot Milk."" The third tee shirt has a picture of Monica Lewinsky with a white mustache. It is entitled ""Not Milk.""

List of the shortest books 1. The Australian Book of Foreplay. 2. Contraception by the Pope. 3. The American Guide to Etiquette. 4. Healthy Marriages by the British Royal Family. 5. Consumer Marketing Ethics. 6. Career Opportunities for History Majors. 7. My Life's Memories by Ronald Reagan. 8. Integrity by Bill Clinton. 9. The Wit and Wisdom of George W. Bush. 10. What I've Accomplished by Barack Obama.

Heard this from my History Professor. Ronald Reagan had such high regard for the office of President that his jacket was never off. Bill Clinton had such high regard for the office of President that his pants were never on.