Dracula and Satan This joke was heard over the radio. Dracula, after being killed, pleaded with Satan. ""Stan, partner, send me back to Earth, I will help your cause."" ""On one condition, Drac,"" Satan answered. ""But no longer a vampire, although you can still sip blood."" ""Oh no, just a mosquito, you mean?"" Dracula asked. ""Or a leech?"" ""None of those,"" replied Satan. ""You choose to be either a surgical absorbent cotton or a feminine sanitary napkin."" ""Oh