I used to think I knew what a racist was until I told Usain Bolt he was my favorite racist ever.

Whatever, Usain Bolt. I've been finishing in under 10 seconds for years.

One of my biggest fear is being chased by Usain Bolt during zombie apocalypse.

Usain Bolt runs at 31mph which sounds good, but if he hits a child there's a 40% chance they'll die.