I used to think I knew what a racist was until I told Usain Bolt he was my favorite racist ever.

Whatever, Usain Bolt. I've been finishing in under 10 seconds for years.

Usain Bolt runs at 31mph which sounds good, but if he hits a child there's a 40% chance they'll die.

Just imagine if Usain Bolt was your father and you were trying to run away from a beating.