I used to think I knew what a racist was until I told Usain Bolt he was my favorite racist ever.

One of my biggest fear is being chased by Usain Bolt during zombie apocalypse.

Usain Bolt runs at 31mph which sounds good, but if he hits a child there's a 40% chance they'll die.

Just imagine if Usain Bolt was your father and you were trying to run away from a beating.