Usain Bolt runs at 31mph which sounds good, but if he hits a child there's a 40% chance they'll die.#Usain Bolt#Kids#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog#Animals#Kids#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Hey, baby, you wanna come back to my place, and become a famous murder victim?#Kids#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If a child's survival depended on my ability to share bacon, I would weep greasy, bacony tears at that child's funeral.#Kids#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The most unrealistic thing about The Walking Dead is that a couple who had a kid after 2000 would've named it Carl.#Carl#Kids#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp