"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog

Hey, baby, you wanna come back to my place, and become a famous murder victim?

The most unrealistic thing about The Walking Dead is that a couple who had a kid after 2000 would've named it Carl.

[cemetery] *priest says a final prayer* *harambe's casket is lowered into the ground* *toddler falls in*