Three leaders of nations are on a plane... Barack Obama, Shinzo Abe (PM of Japan), and Bashar Al-Assad (Syrian president) are cruising in Air Force One. As they're flying over the US, Barack turns to the other two and says ""This is how much I love my people"" and throws a quarter out of the plane. When they're over Japan, Shinzo says ""Well this is how much I love my people"" and throws a bag filled with 100 yen coins out of the plane. Over Syria, Bashar says ""Oh yea? Well this is how much I love my people"" and proceeds to throw a bomb out of the window. When they land in the US, Barack sees a kid crying and asks what's wrong. The kid replies ""My dad was mowing the lawn when a quarter fell out of the sky and hit him in the head and he died."" After landing in Japan, Shinzo sees a kid crying and asks what's wrong. ""My mom was putting out the laundry to dry when a bag of yen fell out of the sky and killed her!"" the child responds. When Bashar lands in Syria, he sees a kid laughing hysterically. ""WHAT IS SO FUNNY?!"" he yells at the child. ""My grandma was kneeling for prayer, and when she bent down, she farted and the whole house exploded!!!""