A terminally ill woman comes to visit her priest in the miswest one last time... ""Father, I would like to tell you my wishes for how I plan on leaving the mortal world."" ""Yes, Betty. Tell me."" ""I would like to be cremated."" ""Unorthodox, but ok."" ""And I would like my ashes to be buried underneath the women's health section in walmart."" ""Excuse me, miss? Why would you do that?"" ""So my sons visit me twice a week.""