So a Mexican sneaks across the border into America And the border patrol officer says ""Oh no not again""

Don't you guys think that Team America: World Police predicted the terrorist attack in france?

Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.

Justin Bieber's home has now been thoroughly searched, but police have uncovered no evidence of talent.