This week President Obama became the first president to get a life-size 3D-printed portrait done. It looked so real that Joe Biden argued with it for 20 minutes that Peeta is better than Gale. Biden then realized his mistake, . . . and admitted Gale is the clear choice.

President Obama has a meeting with the President of China to discuss debt... President Obama has a meeting with Xi Jinping to discuss the debt the US owes to China. He arrives at the Chinese presidential mansion with Joe Biden

President Obama just signed a law banning mobile phones in prisons. Well there goes about half of my followers

Fox News reports that President Obama rapped his oath in Arabic while cutting the head off a goat.