Halloween puns and bad one-liners Throw em at me! > What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people? Ghoul-Aid > What's a ghosts favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet > Why did Dracula go to the doctor? Because he was coffin

I once knew a vampire who refused to drink blood He would satisfy his cravings with fake blood, which his body rejected and he ended up dying from it. I asked him on his death bed how the fake blood tasted and he said ""a little irony""

3 Vampires meet in a crossroad The 1st vampire said ""see that village over there? I'm gonna suck their blood dry"", 30 minutes later he come back with mouth full of bloodstain ""Nobody's alive in that village anymore"". The 2nd vampire doesn't want to lose, he said ""see that town over there? I'm gonna suck their blood dry"", 10 minutes later he come back with face covered in bloodstain, ""That city is dead"". The 3rd vampire is so eager to compete he quickly go to the direction of a big city w…

Why did Dracula need medicine? Because he was coffin.