I don't discriminate among size guys. Personally my favorite is 3 inches and goes by the name visa, mc, or amex.

[at the airport] Customs: Do you have any drugs in your bag, Ma'am? Me: Sure. What can I get you?

"Visa... it's everywhere you want to be." Visa is in Halle Berry's ass?

Do you accept Jesus Christ as your lord and saviour? No, sorry we only accept Visa or MasterCard.